When choosing an officiant for your wedding, it always seems like you’re stuck between two terrible options: Knowledgable and experienced, but old and boring OR fun and different, but dumb af. You want someone who can make your ceremony unique, cool, and fun while also meaningful and smart.

That’s where I come in.

I’m Joel Harrison, and I want to officiate your wedding! I have a Ph.D in religious studies and can perform a ceremony that draws in as many or as few religious elements as you want. Is music important to you? Film? Literature? Let’s work in some obscure references only you, me and a handful of others will understand! From the completely secular, to the vaguely Buddhist, to the culturally Christian, to the overtly Kubrickian, I can design the ceremony that’s just right for you and your partner.